And you thought Megan’s Law was bad. http://ping.fm/ECGng

When you’re serious about fonts… http://ping.fm/d2fyi

Proof Phoenix Police are criminals. http://ping.fm/9wV29 why didn’t we take him off the streets in 2005? Now someone is dead. http://ping.fm/0QayY

Dear Taco Bell, please stop inventing new “mexican” food; you’re frightening us.

- Everybody

Who wants to come party at The Long Beach Laugh Factory tomorrow night at 8pm for my Birthday? Tickets are on me!

Last call for tickets to Irvine Improv tonight at 11:30pm. Who’s gettin crazy with me?

Mike Tyson eats his cereal with a knife.

Jamie Lannister is a bad ass. Incest AND he can sword fight!

You know you’re lying to yourself when you convince yourself that McDonald’s is healthy as long as you eat off the breakfast menu.

May 19th Irvine Improv 11pm | Long Beach Laugh Factory Wednesday May 23rd 8pm | Brea Improv May 30th 8pm | Lets do this.